Welcome to The Parksman – the ultimate destination for sometimes subtle, sometimes bold, sometimes rugged, and at times unapologetically manly Disney Parks tees. Whether you’re a churro-chomping dad, a thrill-ride junkie, or the designated Lightning Lane strategist of the family, our gear is built for the guy who loves the parks but may not want to sparkle.

We take your favorite Disney attractions, characters, and cult-classic moments and redesign them with a dose of grit, humor, and throwback style. From mock jerseys repping fictional park teams to vintage-inspired graphics with a side of dad-joke swagger, our shirts are theme park-tested and snack-stand approved.